My round belly fell on two rows of anklets that were chiselled fine to produce a charming floral pattern; my broad foot spread around me like a fish fin; I had no toes to speak of. Over the tapering belly thickly varnished in green, was a lovely bend of the neck that billowed out evenly like the wrinkled gathering of folds on an old lady’s skin; on the crown were the lintels of the roof. I and my pillar partner carried overhead, the roof under which a lovely lady was born the afternoon of 1968 February the 5th. The story that I am about to narrate begins in my royal past and ends here; I am felled now. Of the seven siblings that lived in the house at the time, the youngest, Janaki, was affected the most by the news. She was about thirty then, her two children were jewels themselves; Janaki was a woman associated with social appetite, thoroughly enjoyable conversationalist and reverential figure in the family. Before me, two sticks were laid out in a cross; edges burnt to indicate a d...